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Friday, September 01, 2006
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream every night, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quietly) So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hallway.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Santa: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Santa: It said, "Pull"

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

Santa was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 46 bus. It'll take you right there."
He thanked the officer and the officer drove off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, Santa is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Rock Garden, I said to wait here for the number 46 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
Santa replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 43rd bus just went by!"


Weather – Yay! It is the first day of spring and the day is looking quite promising being warmer and brighter than usual.

Mood – Elated, its Friday Yaaahhhooo… It is going be a GOOD day, I can feel it…

Book I’m currently Reading - Darkest Fear by Harlan Coben, for some reason I am not able to finish “As the crow flies” by Jeffery Archer.

Muzik Playing - Rang De Basanti (thodisi dhool meri dharti ki mere watan ki, thodisi Khushbuu baurai se mast pavan ki, la la la)
If you can listen to this one without moving your feet, you have got some serious rhythm issues.

Pearl of Wisdom - How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong, because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
posted by All Smiles!! @ 10:07 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger Beefybob7 said…

    Hi U,

    Talking about weather. I once received a post card. It just said " Weather here, wish you were beautiful" Oh well.

    Posted photo of Julienne and her Dad. Nice people. We are keeping in touch.

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hello cutey they were nice jokes
    and you wrote well about nice weather. Heeellllooooooo!
    Bye cuteypie.

     
  • At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey, just read this post of yours and coincidentaly, it looks a lot like my last post - the one that I posted this morning !! Looks like, we both had same things on mind to write about !! strange !!

     
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