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Kids Think Quick!!
Friday, October 13, 2006
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,"School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago?
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say,"I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Laugh
posted by All Smiles!! @ 3:15 PM  
7 Comments:
  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger Vindicated said…

    interesting!
    I like these jokes.
    Children are cute.

     
  • At 5:50 PM, Blogger Beefybob7 said…

    Hi Rajitha,

    We're fine on this side of the ditch. Decided I wasn't a blogger so I stopped my blog.

    You and your friends certainly have a nice time and your blogs are very interesting.

    Hope you don't mind me dropping in from time to time. Bob

     
  • At 6:19 PM, Blogger Rajitha said…

    I am glad you liked the jokes Vindicated,Thanks for dropping by..

    Hi Bob, Your comments are muchly appreciated and please feel free to drop by, you are always welcome here..and as for stopping ur blog, that's a shame.. you could have used the space for sharing the pics atleast..

     
  • At 9:33 AM, Blogger Beefybob7 said…

    Thanks Rajitha,
    I still have bobrus.spaces.live.com to post photos. Have to have hotmail etc account to sign in. Guess I'm tired of spammers. Strange how some people just want to bother others.

    It's nice to have happy people like you even with mood swings.

     
  • At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Sadiya said…

    Hilarious Rajitha, they are all Goood
    I luved the one below, you know because I can so relate to it, that would be my response to a similar question, hee hee
    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
    WINNIE : Me!

     
  • At 9:50 AM, Anonymous Abha said…

    cute and cho chweet as only the kids can be !!

     
  • At 7:07 PM, Blogger Hip Grandma said…

    Nice jokes but they also made me think.

     
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