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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me.

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A coach tour driver is travelling with a bus load of pensioners down the motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady,
"why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing" Sardar answered "No I am Banta Singh. "Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered "No No Me Banta Singh". Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Realxing?". Another Sardar was much educated and answered Yes, I am realxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
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A donkey kicked Santa and ran away...
Santa ran to catch the donkey...
He finally caught up with a zebra and started beating it....
Saying.. 'SALA Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai..!!.

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posted by All Smiles!! @ 9:44 AM  
13 Comments:
  • At 10:15 AM, Blogger Ajnabi said…

    tooooooooooooooooooooooo goood..:):)

     
  • At 10:46 AM, Anonymous Sadiya said…

    Sardar's one is hilarious Rajitah...

    Lyrics from Hattrick Movie:
    ek pal ne jaate jaate, aanewaale pal se kaha, tu muskura
    jo tere haathon mein nahi hai unn baaton se hai tu kyun khafa
    ek pal ki har khushi hai, zindagi hai isi pal ki daastaan
    ek pal jo bhule zamin, chhule tere haathon mein hai jo aasmaan
    na iss pal ka, na kal ka pata
    na koyi shikava, na abb hai gila
    tere dum se, main har gum se, hasake mila
    na na nna na, na na na na na.....

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Anonymous abha said…

    Sadiya, na nna na nna na rey na rey - the coach driver one was the best rey best rey !!!! hahahaha.....

     
  • At 3:41 PM, Blogger kavya said…

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  • At 3:42 PM, Blogger kavya said…

    lol!!...n I agree with abha..coach one wala best hai rey...

    n here is one from me...

    One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the 13th floor of a building…when a man came running into his office and shouted”Beppo singh, your daughter Preeto just had an accident”

    Beppo singh was in panic…not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.

    while coming down when he was near the 10th floor he remembered he did not have a daughter named Preeto.

    When he was near the 5th floor he remembered he was not married.

    When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Beppo singh.

    :):)

    3:41 PM

     
  • At 4:58 PM, Blogger Beefybob7 said…

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  • At 8:04 PM, Blogger faith said…

    hehehe good smiles.. thanks for making me smile :P

    *smiles*

     
  • At 12:43 AM, Blogger Sharmi said…

    Hi first time in your blog and liked all the lovely jokes. Surely makes you smile.

    cheers
    sharmi

     
  • At 1:34 AM, Blogger Rauf said…

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:
    "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
    The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
    would scare you so much."
    The driver replied, :

    "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
    first day as a cab driver,- I've
    been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years...."

     
  • At 1:35 AM, Blogger Rauf said…

    The Pope was on a visit to the US. After getting
    all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo
    (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices
    that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
    "Excuse me, Your Eminence,"
    says the driver,
    "Would you please take your seat so
    we can leave?"
    "Well, to tell you the truth," says
    the Pope,
    "They never let me drive at the Vatican,
    and I'd really like to drive today."
    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that.
    I'd lose my job! And what if something
    should happen?" protests the driver,
    wishing he'd never gone to work that
    morning.
    "There might be something extra in it
    for you," says the Pope.
    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back
    as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
    The driver quickly regrets his decision
    when, after exiting the airport, the
    Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating
    the limo to 105 mph.
    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!"
    pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
    keeps the pedal to the metal until they
    hear sirens.
    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my
    license," moans the driver.
    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the
    window as the cop approaches, but the
    cop takes one look at him, goes back to
    his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to
    the dispatcher.
    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop
    tells him that he's stopped a limo going
    a hundred and five.
    "So bust him," said the Chief.
    "I don't think we want to do that, he's
    really important," said the cop.
    Chief exclaimed...... "All the more reason!"
    "No, I mean really important," said the cop.
    The Chief then asked......
    "Who ya got there, the Mayor?
    " Cop:"Bigger."
    Chief:"Governor?"
    Cop:"Bigger."
    "Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"
    Cop: "I think it's God!"
    Chief:"What makes you think it's God?"
    Cop:"He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

     
  • At 6:20 AM, Anonymous Venu said…

    Ha ha ha..good ones!!

     
  • At 6:52 AM, Anonymous sardarji said…

    What happened to Beefybob's comment? Funny joke Kavya!

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Blogger All Smiles!! said…

    Hey Ajnabi, Glad you liked them :)

    "jo tere haathon mein nahi hai unn baaton se hai tu kyun khafa" -Cool lines Sadiya.

    Haan rey Haan rey..:) though my inital reaction to that joke was yuckk, I thought it was hilarious Abha :).

    Hee Hee.. Good one Kavya!!

    Good to know that they made you smile Faith..

    Hi Sharmi, Thank you and welcome here :)

    Hi Rauf!! Good jokes.. Thanks for sharing them..

     
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